What's up with this stuff?

What’s up with the “peel here” section on food not peeling there?

What’s up with the corners of meat containers poking holes in the plastic bag you paid 45 cents for?

What’s up with the 45 cent plastic bags getting thinner?

What’s up with me not getting thinner?

What’s up with cheesecake being fattening?

What’s up with food between your teeth?

What’s up with loud chewers and heavy breathers?

What’s up with wooden ice cream sticks?

What’s up with still getting pimples when you are as old as methuselah?

What’s up with the wrinkles on my ankles?

What’s up with shoes that pinch your toes and make you hobble?

What’s up with having to shave every few days?

What’s up with prickly regrowth and ingrown hairs in odd places?

What’s up with needing to pee 10 minutes before your alarm is set to go off?

What’s up with no one changing the bloody buggering toilet roll when it finishes?

What’s up with putting your dirty washing on TOP of the washing basket?

What’s up with the “tissue wash”.

What’s up with clothing labels that insist on sticking out the top of your shirt?

What’s up with mood swings?

What’s up with the doos who, when I indicate to change lanes and start to move into the pantechnicon sized space in front of him, accelerates so fast so ensure that I can’t fit in.

What’s up with road rage?

What’s up with having a cellphone conversation in a restaurant?

What’s up with unperforated clingwrap?

What’s up with the black bag full of icky kitchen stuff splitting open and unloading on your kitchen floor?

What’s up with maggots?

What’s up with mosquitoes?

What’s up with calling sunflower oil, fish oil?

What’s up with all the bullying on social media these days?

What’s up with the addictive nature of Farm frikking Heroes?

What’s up with YouTube adverts? No one watches past the “skip ad” point anyway?

What’s up with applauding in a movie?  Seriously people WTF?

What’s up with Christmas in July?  Is one Christmas a year not traumatic enough?

What’s up with never being able to find the start of the sticky tape?

What’s up with hashtags. #truestory

What’s up with all these questions?  What the hell do I know? It’s only my opinion ….